/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Here’s a funny, wholesome and another funny for ya

>Be me cosplaying Star Lord from Guardians of the Galaxy at Momocon 2018 right after Infinity War came out
>In elevator with a bunch of cosplayers including a 90s Vash cosplayer
>Have Rocket Raccoon plush with me
>“No Rocket, you can’t have that guys arm either”
>Everyone in the elevator has a good laugh bc the movie is fresh in everyone’s minds

>Be in Star Lord again at Megacon
>Kid comes up to me and only speaks Spanish
>Speak spanish back to him, tell him he’s an “honorary guardian”
>His parents are really thankful because apparently I’m the only cosplayer who could understand him all day

>Be Holmat 2018
>In Star Lord yet again
>Deadpool cosplayer comes up to me
>“ITS ALL YOUR FAULT QUILL”
>After infinity war I’d heard that a million times and learned to roll with the joke
>Play it off nicely
>Dude keeps going and just won’t stop
>Put hand on Deadpool cosplayers shoulder and say “You know what the difference between you and me is “Wade” ?”
>“No, Quill, what is it?”
>If I wanted to, I wouldn’t be sleeping alone tonight, I know you’re just as sad ugly under that mask so go crank one out in the room and leave me be eh?
>Walk away