/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

There's this guy. He staffs at this local con I go to every year. I'll just use bulleted points to describe him.
>30 years old
>lives at home with parents
>creepy lolita/crossdressing fetish
>lives off disability, refuses to get a job
>constantly whines about being broke
>tries to get other people to pay for things for him, often succeeds
>always smells AWFUL and has terrible dental hygiene
>latches onto girls quickly and obsesses over them nonstop, even when he knows he has no chance with them (always tries to date girls much younger than him
>self-proclaimed "nice guy"
>complains about being lonely and wanting a gf to anyone who will listen
>has been going to community college for 2 years on and off. Keeps taking a semester or two off because it's "too stressful" for him to deal with, even though he doesn't have a job, pays no bills, has no responsibilities other than school.
>pretends to have mental disorders (schizophrenia, anxiety, depression, bipolar, it changes every time he talks to someone new) to get attention
>pretends to have learning disorders so he can get out of writing papers and doing pretty much any kind of homework
>still can't handle the stress of school
>blows his whole financial aid refund on things like the PS Vita, expensive tablets, etc.

He won two hall awards last year for this coord.