/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8895103

>>8418339
Ah okay you're one of those guys...

Good luck with life kid.

>>8192336
And then good luck trying to get that tank back from me, IF I HAVE A TANK

I'd take a BMP3 for takeout please.
Why?
For larping purposes of course!

>>8141755
and at the same time, the French soldiers is singing songs about eating onions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE70jrhOrjk

>>8118405
Part:1

ah...that sucks

Okay I'll try to think about a story

Character 1
>be 15 yo me
>be at a shitty larp

Character 2
>there is this one guy who's a real legend (in a bad way (sadly no pics but here is his description)
> army boots...okay comon thing in larp
> pair of blue jeans
> a grey bathrobe with the sleeves cut
> the ''Johnny Blaze'' symbol cut from another piece of clothing and put on the back of the bathrobe ''cape'' with pins
> fake drawn goatee
> duct tape weapon (wich is normal for 2004) but without the rod because the gamemaster told him that his weapons were not safe, so he took the rod out...somehow it passes because gamemaster is a complete troll.
>guy figth with mushy dildo swords
> we will call him boris

Character 3
> lets call him Wack
> morbidely obese npc
> stay all day at the ingame tavern
> Name of the tavern is '' The pig in the Barrel''
> since he have a special condition also called as ''not walking very fast'', he have is own chemical toilet he brougth himself to the site, its a portable toilet that he put into a small building not used
>the terrain had a lot of unused buildings that look ''larpey'' , it was an old Jew camp.
>no joke it was a old jewish kid summer camp...so yeah guess what kind of jokes we liked to do about the bunks to sleep in the buildings and the showers near the old pool.
> and yeah, that wack dude shit a lot of unholy stuff.
>still a pretty good guy

> i'm siting in front of the tavern , speaking with Wack and other people
> Boris comes in all his borisitude
> ask us if we have quest for him
> Wack tell him that there is ''ingame'' money to be made if he did a most pressing quest
> boris is now all hard...aww yiss money
> Wack tell him...you gotta empty my portable poop place
> Boris accept the mission
> go get the thing and try to pry it open to empty it, not awaye of how it works
> he lift it in the air
> look under
>look on top
> Damnit!
> no mechanism to be found...what to do...

To be continued

>>8085067
>This is what larpers actually believe

That moment when you just can't get away from larping.

>Be me at a ''strangely dressed people '' party (make you own story)
>a guy tell me i look like a dwarf from the hobbit with my long curly hairs and beard (and probably my big nose but he did not say that)
> my roomate (the tall nun) says : ''Death to all Xenos!''
> guy is clueless
> she tell him we are playing crusaders and bash xenos at bicolinne
> i'm like...oh please stop that i hate when people talk about their larp in inapropriate places
> the guy goes... OH FUCK BICOLLINE I WANNA GO THERE
> start talking about our epic bico deeds ( mostly about the big parties , jokes and anectodes)
> people start listening
> we now have a crowd listening to us
> ohgodwhatshappening
> some people stop playing together to grab a chair and listen to us
> my face when bico stories become the main attraction of the nigth and people now wanna come next year


Related....guys i think the cult of slaaneesh will really exist next year...
Pre and post ops Trans for everyone!

>>7713354

Ho hey there is a new video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss2Cz4RvH3I

Near the end you can see why i dont use shields and how bad i am at 1vs1 (never realy liked it)