/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>Preorder Violet Fane on Etsy
>Anxious to get it delivered in time for birthday
>Updates are vague yet hopeful
>Said to be delivered in mid-February
>Try and rest easy
>Today
>Email from Etsy with Violet Fane in subject field
>Click it with the force of a glomping ita
>"You have an item to review from Violet Fane"
>It's just Etsy's review-reminder bot
>A bot which doesn't understand I don't have the item yet
>Preorder or nah, please review this product
>Bitterly close email

You know I'd love to review my dress, IF I HAD IT! Geez, I'm praying to the indie-seamstress gods that the production is running smoothly down in Spain.

>>10004774
NO FUCKING SHIT MATE

I FUCKING HATE GLITTER
The recent fashion trend within makeup and literally anything with this fucking shit makes my blood boil. I have the privilege of sewing cosplays at a youth house with a complete studio with anything I could ever want, BUT IT'S CONSTANTLY FUCKING CONTAMINATED!
The normies with their lame arts and crafts insist on dousing their soul with the fucking shit. Sometimes they hardly even clean up after themselves. Even if they do, it's not enough.
GLITTER IS THE HERPES OF ANY CRAFTING HOBBY
If it gets somewhere it will be anywhere. I'm not even sorry, mrs femipunk-unicorn-lover, but my historically accurate patterns and expensive fabrics CAN NOT touch the surface of this table anymore and it's YOUR FAULT. I've stopped cutting fabric there, but my own sewing machine is fucking shit compared to what they have there. Can't you just let me use the serger in peace?
I don't know how often I've mentioned to the glitter sympathizing administration of the place how glitter is a pain in the ass and to the environment. Pleading microplastics and dying fish has been my weapon against their madness. But today on my fb-feed a "revolutionizing" alternative was advertised. Fucking eco-friendly glitter which biodegrades within 90 days. FUCK THIS! It just nullifies my argument. FUCK GLITTER
HERPES HERPES HERPES HERPES HERPES

Every time I get money, I cross out "god" on the front and write "science"

Last night, my boyfriend got into my purse, crossed out every "science" and wrote "Miku"

I'm really fucking hurt right now and feel v disrespected. Should I tell him?

>little sister got suspended for a day
>she freaked out on another girl and ended up padlocking her chair to her underwear
>mom isn't letting her come to the con with me
I barely want to go without her.

>>9669025
SHE DINDU NUFFIN, ASSHOLES. STOP POSTING MAMA MOMO, JALOUS CUNTS.

Can I be real for a second?

This community is fucking atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies. Ordinary women spent their money on fancy clothes for you to marvel at. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "fans" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to fucking riot.

Guess what? No coord was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a lolita.

What it WAS meant to be was a fun way for girls to feel angelic and pretty, and I just checked the #lolita tag on Tumblr and it was exactly that. What more do you want?

Is the coord blouse-less? Sure. Is it wig-less? Maybe. Are the tights purchased from Spencer's Gifts? Sure, fine.

But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU?

How fucking entitled do you have to be to witness this painstakingly-crafted Jfash and then say "yeah but..."

We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most elegant fashion trends in recent history.

Lolitas don't owe you their beauty. Yet they gave you 18 QUINTILLION blogs of it.

If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never fans in the first place.

Can I be real for a second?

This community is fucking atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies. Ordinary women spent their money on fancy clothes for you to marvel at. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "fans" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to fucking riot.

Guess what? No coord was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a lolita.

What it WAS meant to be was a fun way for girls to feel angelic and pretty, and I just checked the #lolita tag on Tumblr and it was exactly that. What more do you want?
Is the coord blouse-less? Sure. Is it wig-less? Maybe. Are the tights purchased from Spencer's Gifts? Sure, fine.

But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU?
How fucking entitled do you have to be to witness this painstakingly-crafted Jfash and then say "yeah but..."

We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most elegant fashion trends in recent history.

Lolitas don't owe you their beauty. Yet they gave you 18 QUINTILLION blogs of it.

If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never fans in the first place.

>postman leaves a note, saying he "missed me" (I was home) and I can pick up my package at the ghetto post office
>go to ghetto post office the next morning
>they can't find my cosplay, but say they'll call me tomorrow
>this, combined with loads of personal stuff, forces me to break my diet

I'm fat and I want my shit.

>Stop at Wendy's in lolita
>cashier asks if I lost a bet

>>9527232
>that Miku fuckdoll from the last thread
>"1 order"