/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>Was a big weeb up til Highschool
>Mom always made a big deal to everyone she met that I could speak Japanese
>Knowing a couple phrases is not speaking the language, thanks.
>She'd tell this to everyone and especially when we'd go out for sushi
>For my 25th birthday this year, she bought me spam and rice. Told me everyone in Japan eats this for breakfast.
>Tell her I've never had spam in my life
>She's surprised cause EVERYONE IN JAPAN EATS THIS FOR BREAKFAST

She still tries to get me to be friends with people cause they watched one anime in their life. She calls all my friends freaks because they must be if they like anime and cosplay. She's also married to a half Japanese man, so she acts like she's the expert on the culture.