/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10837322
Probably the time I was setting up some shit the night before a con when one girl backed into me by accident and made me slam crotch first into the table corner. I saw stars, I thought my coochie exploded. She felt so bad she ran and bought me a soda, which I immediately pressed against my crotch. And the whole room made a big deal of checking on me while I sat in pain which was fucking embarrassing.

A better memory was "meeting" Ironmouse at Twitchcon. Unlike OP, I did not see that lady break her back.

>>10713867
I'm so depressed I'm gonna shit myself, but at least my cons are back.

The con is Friday but I'm too dead inside to enjoy it. How do I fix this FAST??

>tfw my platonic arm candy got a bf, and now she's HIS arm candy
FUCK. I had cosplans for us.

>28
>never married
>had to move in with my parents after a nervous breakdown in 2014
>all my hopes and dreams are dead
>only feel okay when I'm cosplaying
Fuck.

My friend with cancer want to go to meets bald, and I'm afraid people will notice that her head is shaped like an egg.

>>9723887
>have a free facial coupon for the spa
>discover that the facial lady can't work with my "sharp" chin
>convince her to polish my ass cheeks instead

It's something, but I'm worried I'll have bad skin for the comm Christmas meetup. Butt feels great though.

>>9484619
Damn, can she teach me makeup?

She was p cute before. She just needs to see a dermatologist, badly.

>>9459994
I thought this was going to end with a needle through the finger, so it could have been worse

>>9459915
I guess he meant Overwatch or Undertale. I like how this is what confused you, not the girl with a hard dong.

>tfw you have terminal boobloaf

I'm going to die.

I suspected that I was a little old for my comm, and then someone posted this.

25+ comm where?