/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9800909
Please don't feed this thread, it's not a genuine lolita thread. It's just this crazy guy who hates some jp model that nobody has ever heard of.
He pops up every month or so, but he's trying to be sneaky now to spread his batshit nonsense conspiracies. Just report the thread and move on. Surprised mods haven't gotten rid of it yet.

oooh love these threads

>About four or so years ago, at a con with a close friend
>Minding our own business on the train in when we notice a couple sitting nearby us
>both obese, look sweaty/gross and generally unclean
>they're cosplaying (very badly) Joker and Harley Quinn because of course they are
>They start talking to us for no apparent reason, asking about what we're going to do etc.
>start talking about themselves, girl keeps telling us how she handmade her Harley costume (red top and leggings with black diamonds literally hot glued on, greasy hair in pigtails, cracked facepaint)
>nod and act polite enough, try not to engage them too much
>girl keeps reffering to her bf as 'Mistah Jaaaay' in a horrible whiney voice, both snorting/laughing
>they start implying that we should hang out at the con together
>train arrives at convention grounds at this point, friend and I are both desperate to get away from them
>quickly leave the train and manage to lose them in the crowd
>see them throughout the day, avoid them
>stay pretty much all day, catch train leaving the grounds around 4pm
>They're there again
>purposely move away and sit at the end carriage so they won't notice us
>they notice us anyway
>they literally FOLLOW us and sit across from us
>more horrible conversation, too many 'Mistah JAAAAY's to count
>uncomfortable conversation (entirely one sided) about their relationship
>they both smell very awful at this point due to the end of the day/ general lack of hygiene
>train arrives at city station
>friend and I pretend we have to swap trains so we can hurredly get out of there
>literally run to other end of train so we can make it in time before the doors close
>finally free, though haunted by the experience to this day

It was just awful. They were like the personification of awkward con goers who don't know personal space or boundaries. We never invited/initiated a conversation with them so I don't know why they latched onto us so hard either.

>>7650242
>I don't want to have to start buying size 2.