/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10064736
you posted this on multiple boards, you are 100% trolling. go juggle dicks at the bus station.

>>9940853
I fully admit that although I can sew a bit, I've never constructed a dress, so I'm talking out my ass. But as a person who looks at and wears clothes...
>nothing matches
>it all looks like church basement tablecloths
>all of it
>pick 3 pieces of fabric at random off this and I guarantee you won't be able to make anything coherent
>by some mad logic, the smaller couch print and the larger couch print sort of match even though the one is not a blowup of the other. I wouldn't have thought that possible
>the larger couch print might be okay but the smaller one looks like some kinda rash next to everything else
>but then the lavender panels with those SEAMS
>and are they supposed to be part of an apron and the big floral pattern behind that is the actual skirt, or how does that work
>and the eyelet lace, which - okay fine except then you have some kind of scratchy looking purple lace attached to that
>then to the sleeves which start out with bodice fabric but metastasize into this eyelet lace fabric ringed with more of the purple panty lace
>followed by yet more eyelet lace fabric in sax that doesn't match a goddamned other single thing on the dress and is also festooned with more purple panty lace
>lavender solid doesn't go with the bruisy purple flowers
>sax lace sleeve looking at the other blues on the dress and wishing it could fit in but it can't
>the panty lace almost matches the solid lavender panels but they're the one thing that hasn't been slathered in it
This thing is like a Max Ernst painting. The more I look at it, the less sense it makes. I feel like they ran into some design problems early on and just made the wrong decisions at every turn.