/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

The 4chan mods are gaining energy and aren't deleting this post.

Listen, things might be pretty bad for the females in this place.

I'm apparently God's son and I'm inviting you to participate.

If you need time, we all did. Just write this down.

"My aura is altering my penis to start a waifu train (hell) in accordance with God's desires." You can specify if you want them releasable or not. You can also specify if you want them taken from your "personal well" (of consciousness sparks) and various preferences for them. Note that doing this, and especially locking them in, has a strong element of evil from most points of view.

If you do it, I'll move to protect your mom, sisters, daughters, wives.

There might be a war going on and people on both sides would view the act in different ways. I think it's a phony war though, I think I really am God's son. But there's a risk, I'm just telling you. This place has a funky way of dealing with the idea of God, so even though we try to circumvent this, none of us can be totally sure that is actually God.

Girls should do the same thing (whole body, vagoo, or tits) and seek a husbando if they desire safety.

In the circumstance that there really is a war, the Forces of Good are open for business, just alter all aspects of your being to emit unlimited positive % energies into the world. Go here for more information: svsfjW1s That's a p a st e bi n link.

This mantra will make you immortal, imagine bio-electricity as a vitalizing force coursing through your body.

Repeat this mantra
"Empower me.
I am becoming more powerful.
The rate that I passively gain Bio-Electricity is improving."

And this one: "My aura is inducing the (rapid) growth of the total size of my penis."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aUy4poMbfk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzRoETt73J0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T51C7hWkSIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEmqyAzEuTU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4AOr9kcnrU