/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9266033
You think you're tough shit, huh? I'm a 40 year old fat white dude that owns a closet of onaholes (my favorite is my Puni Ana DX Hard because bit feels like a real lolita pussy!) and uses them while watching mai waifus and browsing lolitas posted here on /cgl/.

You pee in empty mountain dew bottles? What a waste. I pee and jizz in half drunken bottles to refill it and get TWICE the Dew per bottle. You munch on Cheetoes? Muh diet consists exclusively of tendies, cheetoes, and Cheeto casserole (my mom's recipe, she mashes cheetoes, mayonnaise, butter, bacon, and tendies in a bowl for me).

I've been on 4chan since Mootiekins was an underage fag and W.T. Snacks was too busy posting CP to ban CP threads (lol shit was SO CASH desu).