/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

shortening this story because I'm on my phone.

>friend went to a homestuck party in a huge suite when he was invited by a bunch of troll kids
>friend is a muscular 5'11" ginger man with a silver tongue
>when he arrived he was surprised to find an open bar and he helped himself
>a while later he was approached by this tipsy girl, very skinny and almost as tall as him
>"Do you like homestuck?" she said
>"I love homestuck! let's talk about homestuck" he replied
>they chat for a few minutes
>while he was speaking she started to get real close and and very touchy-feely
>being the guy he is, he knew what to say
>"So did you come here by yourself? Are you rooming with friends or parents or what?"
>"Oh I came here with my dad, this is actually our room."
>"Oh I see! It's very nice, how long did you drive to get up here?"
>"Hahahaha! I'm not old enough to drive yet! I'm only 15!"
>uh oh
>she points to a chair occupied by a large angry looking man pouring himself some tequila
>"That's my dad right there!"
>he stared at the two of them with fire in his eyes
>Friend is freaking out internally right now
>"Yeah I see him.. uh hey great party but I gotta go now, maybe I'll see you arou-"
>girl grabs his shirt and pulls him closer
>"Don't go! I thought we were gonna have some fun!" she said in a pleading manner
>friend is like 'fuck this shit' as he pushes her away and just books it out the door and back to his room.

He is many things, but a sex offender is not one of them.