/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>play bass in a band that plays at conventions
>act nice and talk to all the people who attend the shows, as you should
>girl keeps making heart signs with her fingers during my set
>I acknowledge it with a smile, just trying to be nice
>after the set she offers me some dinner
>accept, why not?
>walking out to her car
>she reveals theres a warrant out for her arrest, assume its for something like unpaid tickets
>we get in her car, she starts driving
>turns out she's not really a quirky anime kid con goer
>shes drunk as hell
>swerving in and out of lanes
>we get carls jr
>we eat it back at her hotel room
>she reveals the warrant is just because she tried to kill her brother
>weirded out, trying to get back to the con to see my bandmates and friends
>Get back to con, she follows the whole way
>some asp is walking around with a bag of dog milkbones
>she takes one, eats it
>falls to the floor
>doesn't walk dinosaur, instead has a fake 5 second seizure
>starts talking in a british accent the rest of the night for no reason

2 months later

>playing two shows in two nights in the arts district, hipster shit
>she shows up first night, finds my dad and tries to convince him to get me to date her
>shows up the second night in a full bridal costume
>avoid at all costs

>over the next few months she texts every few days begging for sex
>patrols my band's fb like crazy

six months later

>telling this story at that arts district venue
>owner of venue approaches me
>reveals that the girl has been showing up every night for hours at a time in hopes of seeing me

Help.