/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9321366
He's a dream but that's just my opinion. If you're into big older cool-as-a-cucumber strongfat guys with a goofy sense of humor then you might like him too.

>>9321381
Nope, my mother painfully popped me out as she is quick to remind me whenever I do something that displeases her, I ended up looking like a taller bustier clone of her for added insult.

>>9321392
I love my daddy and I'm also in love with him, which also makes me detest my mother more than I normally would. It's been this way since the onset of my puberty, while there are objective reasons why I'd desire my dad and want my mother dead I realize it's not normal but I can't help it. I don't go to therapy because my mother is part of the local medical community and as far as I'm concerned all doctors are pedantic dickheads fueled by scotch(or red wine if they're women) and eventually word would get back to her that I'm after her man. She'd kick me out and cut me off which I can deal with, but she'd also turn my dad against me which I could never deal with.