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>>10359432
I dreamed that I was married to my con crush and corona was gone.

How do you ask out a girl who lives a state away and is barely on Instagram?

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>work hard for my position in the comm
>mfw some dude gets to be First Gentleman just because he's sticking it to the comm President

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I entered the ladies' room while in trap mode and went totally undetected. Mfw the stalls were full of farting thots.

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tfw the girl at con start to twerk and she has no pantys

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>>10035594
>I tried to prove that she didn't arouse me by showing them both my flaccid penis, but they refused to listen to reason

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My friend's $2 tights from wish exploded in the ass and she was wearing a thong diaper. Everybody in the dealer's room started screaming. Have they never seen J fash before??

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>>9968557
I'm a male under 40, so no.

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I thought the jar of change in my bf's room was a swear jar, but it was actually a "jerked off to traps" jar. Is he going to leave me because I don't have a dick??

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>2016
>St. Patrick's
>see some rando cosplaying She-Hulk
>she looked self-conscious
>would have complimented her, but she fat
I still feel like a bad person. I could've made her feel good probably.

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>tfw the new girl's Instagram bio is "sexy little loli"

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>mfw my cat shat in my tea parties

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>>9792243
But that's wrong.

>>9792262
He didn't care.

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Interviewing for my first 9-to-5 ever next week.

I'm so nervous. This job would change my life. And the prospect of having weekends of to go to cons is exciting.

Also, I'm about to get a tattoo and ask out my con crush. I'm scared shitless.

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>be wheelchair bound for life
>mfw I'll never do most of the cosplays I want

>>9781995
Do girls really fart at these things or is it just a meme?

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>go to animu shop with normie friends
>gush about how cute Kanna (Dragon Maid) is
>friend who's very traditional says "If you weren't so against settling down, you could make your own Kanna to raise."
Wtf.

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>>9444592
no way, I though everyone on cgl were luvlies

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Just quit my job to be a professional convention dude.

What the fuck do I do now?

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I went to a con in 2012, and my friend got in a fight. The guy ended up hitting his head and dying, and my friend gets out of jail in two weeks.

How long should I wait before inviting him to another con?

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I went to a con with my friend last year, and my friend got in a fight. The guy ended up hitting his head and dying, and my friend gets out of jail in two weeks.

How long should I wait before inviting him to another con?

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>on my way to a tea party
>stop at Target for Monsters
>cashier (old lady) holds up four fingers and asks "Are you this many years old?"

To this day, I don't know if she was mocking me or thought I was mentally ill,

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Old one is kill! >>9236891

Post about your feels.

Keep it /cgl/ related. Pointless arguments get these thread deleted.

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>tfw a girl in your comm says "top kek" during brunch

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Don't fart at the table.

I've seen too many damn posts from dumb bitches who try to sneak toots at the table, and it's fucked.

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Oh god, I just had cringe flashbacks. I was washing my hands in the bathroom, when a sudden cough cased me to fart. Then I glanced in the mirror and saw a really good lolita RIGHT BEHIND ME.



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