/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9332306
These videos are essentially clickbait for 5-year-olds. It's genius.

I may get my friends together for one.

>>9328255
>My date for the day-con started grabbing dogpoop and throwing it at the wall outside the convention center.

>>9324704
When I was in 6th grade, a girl in my class used to "accidentally" walk around with her thong on display. She was fucking 11.

>in pre-reg line
>qt Mako (Kill la Kill) cosplayer in front of me
>she suddenly has a coughing fit
>loud trombone noise comes from her butt
>jolts upright, stares forward, and tries to feign ignorance of her own deafening fart

u serious, Mako?

>in dealer room
>friend is cosplaying Scott Pilgrim
>suddenly, obese girl out of nowhere
>she starts forcibly making out with him
>says she did it because "YOLO" (it was 2012)
>she vanishes
>well that was awful, but life goes on
>a few hours pass
>obese girl finds us again, this time with blue hair
>she dyed her hair in the washroom to be "Ramona"
>sweetbabyjesus.jpeg
>nice Rapunzel cosplayer pretends to be his gf
>Ramona saunters off and stalks us all night
>night falls
>waiting in line for rave (spoiler: it sucked)
>Ramona shows up and tries to force herself on him again
>our other friend tells her to fuck herself
>she scampers off, presumably to tell Tumblr how she was fat-shamed

I don't know why he was so calm about it. I'm a pretty mellow guy, but holy hell, I'd have thrown a fit.