/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>read thread
>tries to remember something to contribute
>all that comes to mind is being a fujoshit
>make all males around me disgusted
>I didn't even ship anyone together tho
>tears

Well, I do have something, if it counts:
>had a weeby boyfriend in school
>2007, FMA was the shit
>cosplay as Edward Elric and go to con with bf and 2 girl friends
>somehow got separated from everyone but soon my friends found be with my horrid yellow wig
>where's bf
>can't find him for hours, he must have left
>I didn't have a phone, that shit was expensive
>give up and gather friends to go home
>find him in the bus stop with his tongue inside a Winry cosslut's throat
>motherfucker you what
>he says "that's what you get for cosplaying guys instead of being hot"
>how long has he been planning this response
>I couldn't even react anymore, friends drag me to the train station instead
Yeah I thought reading this thread would give me some warm fuzzies, gave me heartburn instead. But that's not your fault, Anons. Some of those stories are legit cute.