/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>hanging out at the con late night
>some Rogue (X-Men) sexually propositions me
>give her the be-gone-thot
>still regret it sometimes
I'm not a slut, but that could have been fun.

>day off
>want to work on cosplay
>wake up
>have constipation AND diarrhea
>mfw

>playing lolita trivia
>my turn
>"What city was Misako born in?"
>answer "Um, Osaka?"
>everyone gasps
>"Get the fuck out!"
>protest "Come on, it's just a game."
>fatty chan screams, "BE GONE, ROASTIE!"
>comm mother whips a Dairy Queen Blizzard at me
>run home crying and suffer two nights of constipation
It was my birthday.

>>9689458
Are your parents incels?

>>9563566
>until you're in your late 20s and financially stable
Aw shit. I'm in my late 20's and broke.

It's my fault for going to film school. Should I kms?

I always drink a cherry slushie on the way to tea so my tongue will be a sexy pink for photos.

This weekend I spilled it on my tights, and I still haven't gotten around to washing it out.

>tfw you're the only girl in your comm who didn't like the movie you all saw

Only $800 to fuck Miku.

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