/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>6656582
I own a shitton of old porcelain dolls (my grandmother used to make/collect them, I inherited her collection) that I absolutely love, but keep hidden away in a separate room so they don't freak out visitors. Or sometimes specifically freak out visiting kids when they snoop around without permission. But I digress.
They don't scare me. They're bits of porcelain and fabric, shaped to look like fat little cross-eyed children. Like you, I can't really grasp why some people seem so terrified of them. They just sit there, being ornamental.

But if one of them were human-sized and started moving around, you can bet I would scream like a little girl and smash its head in with a hockey stick, priceless antique or not. The not-moving thing is a pretty big part of the deal, here. Break that and it's the stick for them.