/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9476886
Ah. Here we have a rare male ita. Usually itas are female and when a male surfaces, other itas rarely if ever mate with each other. For some reason itas repel one another, but not much research has been done because of their illusive and picky nature. The mating ritual of male itas starts around the summer months and consists of a few phases. They begin to feel lonely, often being solitary creatures, they express the start of their mating ritual by signaling to others on the internet with a cry, "tfwnogf". Their cries can be heard over the internet for several weeks at a time, often flocking to the local watering hole known as reddit.
We see here, the second phase of the itas mating ritual; the begging for other experienced males to give them tips on securing a mate and then complaining about it. Securing a mate is hard for the male ita, as it requires effort. Many dont get past this phase and continue to shout tfwnogf for the whole summer before going quiet again. This begging for information is essential because it gives clueless male itas an advantage over others but often are broke NEETs who cant seem to cover themselves in the proper plumage to attract a mate. They are often confused by bright colors and coordinates.