/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8421515
Hopefully I won't be quite as blood-covered as that guy at Bico. I'm sad we're doing 12th century and can't get our Battle of Agincourt on.

>arn't the females supposed to be bigger than the males?
Half the reason I play a spider. Though the staff member who played her new spider boyfriend saw me standing up straight when I was on staff and was baffled by my height, he's used to me skulking around low to the ground.

>would bring gift of food
Would not save you, would only bring your death more quickly and painlessly. The way to handle the females of the species I'm representing is to give them massages on their bellies and legs- puts them into trances.