/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9777284
>hall of bbc
christ, that's embarrassing

(1/2)
Alright, story time, fuckers.
>me and friend are at camp with our church.
>we're seniors so we get to organize/pick our rooms.
>we decide to let some of the freshman bunk with us because they're fun
>there's this one sophomore who always hangs out with the freshies.
I still don't know why they put her in that group. Although most of my friends speculated that the youth pastors just thought she was actually retarded.
>she's a huge fucking weeb.
>the other girls get up and shower each morning. Not her.
>The other girls brought changes of clothes. Not her.
>she wears a fucking green trench coat with an anime t shirt and a cap. Along with ripped sneakers and jeans.
>find out she packed a fuck ton of mangas that she would read while the others were doing activities and shit.
>this bitch would bring these mangas everywhere and try and get people to notice.
>camp announces at breakfast that we're gonna have a talent show that night.
>bitch stands up and screams
>I'M GONNA DO "insert Japanese song here" FROM THE ANIME "insert anime here"
>everyone is staring at her in silence. All 250 plus announcer.
>fast forward to that night
>one of the leaders is trying to convince her to take a shower
>she finally gives in and the leader helps her do her hair
>she still looks greasy and unkempt, but smells way better.
>the first few acts of the show go great.
>mostly just singing Christian songs or playing the piano.
>it's she-weebs turn.
>she rushes up to the mic the second the previous act finishes, looking out at the audience and grinning while the previous act is kind of shocked at the abruptness.
>announcer stumbles through the name of she-weebs song as she interjects and pronounces it correctly, sounding annoyed
>she begins
>mfw

>meet nice girl
>become friends
>always tries to do some gay experimental shit

Why can't girls just be friends anymore