/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>at Bris Supanova
>mate cosplaying SAS, I'm a STALKER
>hear "GET OUT OF HERE STALKER" yelled across a crowd
>scream back "CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE!"


>walking back from grabbing lunch
>two cutest kids walk up and tug on my backpack
>"can we please have a picture with you army men?"
>"sure little dude, hold this"
>mate and I hand them our rifles and pull out sidearms
>kneel down his mum takes photo, my AK is as god damn as tall as him
>both kids thank us and run off
>turn around and run straight into a motionless slendy