/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Fun fact; I slipped a disk taking this photo

I slipped a disc in my back putting on my chain hauberk

>bust my knee at work
>go home early to ice it
>friend calls me up
>he wants to hang out, practice sword-fighting
>"I don't want to, my leg is killing me"
>convinces me to come with promises of whiskey
>"oh, and wear your armor"
>throw out my back putting on my gear
>twist my ankle trudging through the woods
>friend forgets his sword
>get really whiskey-drunk to deal with it all
>go back to his place
>end up passing out on his floor
>I didn't even get diddled