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>>8564430
oh i know
>short stocky guy cosplaying Thorin
>I can grow a beard but keep it shaved for work, so for the costume I had long stubble and made it darker with makeup
>at this time i was texting my friend to meet me
>see a tall figure in the corner of my eye running at me with an arm stretched out
>look up and realize i don't know them
>slap their hand away with my forearm out of reflex
>i guess my bracers hurt them, it's a tall girl wearing some bodysuit cosplay and she starts screaming
>i yell "what the fuck were you thinking -
>cut off by dudebro grabbing me by the neck and slamming me on to the ground
>i feel the drinking horn on my belt shatter as i fall on it,wig is is my face and i can't even see what's going on
>i feel a punch in my stomach, guy is yelling incoherent shit at me while girl yells at him
>guy gets up "you're lucky i don't smash your fucking nose in buddy"
>everyone staring at me like i'm a monster
>staff guy shows up, tell him it's alright i'm getting the fuck out of here

turned out she was trying to stroke my face to see if my beard was real. i've been shamed enough about it that i feel guilty but if it was a dude running at me no one would have given a shit. i didn't even realize it was a girl in the moment.

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>>8564430
oh i know
>short stocky guy cosplaying Thorin
>I can grow a beard but keep it shaved for work, so for the costume I had long stubble and made it darker with makeup
>at this time i was texting my friend to meet me
>see a tall figure running at me with an arm stretched out
>look up and see i don't know them
>slap their hand away with my forearm out of reflex
>i guess my bracers hurt them, it's a tall girl wearing some bodysuit cosplay and she starts screaming
>i yell "what the fuck were you thinking -
>cut off by dudebro grabbing me by the necking and slamming me on to the ground
>i feel the drinking horn on my belt shatter as i fall on it,wig is is my face and i can't even see what's going on
>i feel a punch in my stomach, guy is yelling incoherent shit at me while girl yells at him
>"you're lucky i don't smash your fucking nose in buddy"
>guy and girl leave
>text my friend that i am going home

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