/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10166923
Our toilet got clogged but the drunk faggots kept using it. Once it was full to the brim, they started going in the trashcans, ice bucket, garbage disposal... anywhere they could. I didn't want to get involved so I just went to my car and shat in a grocery bag, threw it away. It wouldn't have bothered me but one guy wiped his ass on my underpants because he "thought it was a dishrag." Around 2am, we were running out of places to shit and called the front desk, who sent some stoned retard to clean it up. The room leader was charged $338.37.

>>10107911
Get a job, ya bum.

>driving to Momo 2016
>run over a plank full of nails

>driving to Momo 2017
>shart so bad at Burger King, the employees laugh at me

This con is cursed.

>>9792180
Should have told her he was your bf lol.

>when your allergies act up at a meet, causing you to sneeze, causing you to fart, causing the air bubble to go up your vagina

>go to con fundraising auction
>expect to see loads of cool anime/manga stuff up for bid
>mfw those nutsacks auction off two Walmart TVs and a microwave
>whole audience dies laughing when the microwave falls off its stand and shatters

>>9462123
Are you the guy dressed as Eleven?

Oh, you think YOUR last Momocon was shitty?

My car got stolen, and they never found it.

Other than that, good con.