/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I'm a guy and don't do lolita but man would I love to be some ojousama's personal butler - not a manslave, but the kind who is told to do silly, needless tasks just to spend time with ojousama.

Separately, I've masturbated to pictures of a few girls who used to be friends with I met at a convention.

I'd love to have a meet up with a girl at a convention for a weekend-fling or so, to be best bros during the day and have consensual fun at night; I guess I'd like more of a con-buddy than anything, since I've only been going by myself a lot.

Aside from being your otherwise typical perverted-guy, I'm as an honest Abe. I've never stolen anything in my life (excluding pirated stuff online) or intentionally gone out of my way to sabotage someone. I'd like to imagine I'm kinky, but I'm only into anal (and fisting at most) and don't have any other fetishes aside from that. Life is kind of disappointing being boring but it's better than some, so I can't complain.