/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>be a 5'8 guy
>always been intimidated by girls taller than me
>last year at a con
>going back to hotel room
>elevator opens
>standing inside are a cute Scanty and Kneesocks duo
>both girls at least 5'11 naturally + heels making them even taller
>elevator closes; no one else got on
>didn't want to just awkwardly stand there
>"Hey, I really like your Scanty and Kneesocks"
>"Aww, thanks!'
>for whatever reason the next word to come out of my mouth was "thanks", but that didn't make sense so halfway through the word I tried to say "you're welcome"
>"Thanuwolcum" ; voice cracks in the middle of saying that bastard child of a word
>Slowly climb the next 10 floors in utter silence.