/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10462522
I thought that knock on the door was my dream dress in the mail, but it was just the neighborhood Karen telling me the HOA wants me to trim my bush. I hate this place.

>>10433711
I swear my comm is nothing but itas, brolitas, fatty-chans, pickmeishas, bisexuals, braphogs, bed-wetters, m'ladies, TERFs, and DDLGs.

>>10412049
The con was cancelled and I got hit in the nuts.

I turn 30 tonight. How do I become the cool older con guy, and not the creepy older con guy?

What was the most last-minute you've ever been for cosplay?

I roomed with a guy last year who brought his sewing machine to the hotel and tried to make his whole costume the night before.

>showing mom a pic of my friend on Instagram
>page refreshes
>we're now looking at some big-booty cos-thot
>mom screams

Are there any lols here who aren't into anime?

I met a non-weeb lol at a convention and it blew my mind. She said she doesn't even know who Boruto's dad is.

I commissioned an animator at the con to draw my /a/ waifu, and it came out very nice, but I worry I may have annoyed him by asking for too many little fixes.

I even waited two hours to come back and ask him to even out her ears. (They still look a little lopsided to me.)

He laughed and said "How could anyone even notice that?" and told the guy next to me "He's got every bit of this girl's body memorized."

Mfw this lovely drawing will always be a reminder of how my autism drains those around me.

I commissioned an animator at the con to draw my /a/ waifu, and it came out very nice, but I worry I may have annoyed him by asking for too many little fixes.

I even waited two hours to ask him to even out her ears. (They still look a little lopsided to me.)

He laughed and said "How could anyone even notice that?" and told the guy next to me "He's got every bit of this girl's body memorized."

Mfw this lovely drawing will always be a reminder of how my autism drains those around me.

>>9574025
As if I weren't paranoid enough about bad stuff jumping into my body every time I get a scratch.

>friend refers to a group of lolitas as a "flock"
>laugh so hard I fart LOUD, in front of the whole comm

>>9456983
>>9459646
What is this obsession cosplayers have with farting?

I've farted in the dealer room at every con I've ever been to, but I never thought to brag about it.

When you're hitting it off with a hot cos-girl and her mom shows up.