/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>lactose intolerant
>if I eat any kind of dairy I get explosive, loud diarrhea within a half hour
>afraid to tell anyone because it's fucking embarrassing

>at con
>late at night, in hotel room with friends
>friends looking into getting some dinner
>most places nearby are expensive af, so it's hard
>they all decide on ordering pizza
>ohfuck.gif
>they all ask me what I want
>"I'm good with whatever"
>they order a big ass pizza from Dominos, and some stuffed cheese bread
>everyone digs in when it arrives
>they ask me what I'm waiting for
>tell them I'm not hungry
>"you said you were starving like an hour ago...?"
>make up excuse about how I don't feel well
>tell them I'm going to take a trip to CVS to get some pepto bismol
>get there and buy some peanuts and a Naked smoothie
>cram it down my throat and head back
>return to room
>"hey anon, my stomach hurts can I have some of your pepto bismol?"
>awkward silence
>tell her no
>crawl under sheets
>cry inside

There are a million ways I would have handled that better now that I think about it, but damn. I couldn't even make up an excuse for how I acted.