/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8066605
>cyst juice all over your chair

(sounds satisfying as fuck otherwise, though)

>this bra is too small now
>did I put on weight over xmas
>try on bra of same size and style (different color though)
>fits fine
>o-okay

>>8004468
there are some jokes you just shouldn't risk making anon

>$17K MONEY DOLLARS DUE BY 10PM TONIGHT OR DASHCON GOES DOWN BECAUSE THE HOTEL IS CRUEL AND MEAN AND INTOLERANT TO US SPECIAL PEOPLE PLEASE HELP!!!!1
>Directs people to donate via paypal, which takes a couple of days to clear and tends to flag your account if a whole buncha money comes in at once

seems legit to me

>Parents are getting a dog
>I am allergic to dogs
>Parents will complain that I never visit

>>7466009
>The problem I have is that whenever I try to talk to a girl I'm always so worried about saying something or doing something that will make me look stupid that I either can't talk to her or I babble like an idiot.
>Though I reckoned on wearing it indoors in bars and whatnot. I suppose I'll just be drinking and trying to socialize while I'm wearing it.

Listen. You don't need a wizard costume. You need some gentle therapy until you can socialize with human beings. If you can't talk to 50% of the human population without a major spaghetti incident then when you go out in your robe and wizard hat then people are just going to laugh at you and you'll probably just curl up and oh jesus I'm being trolled aren't I

Holy shit. Did they do any maths on this at all?

>"Arcana Apparel's production factory requires a minimum order of at least 100 pieces per color"
>"At $60, you reserve one Arcane Aces skirt in your choice of color"
>Skirt pledge is $60
>$60 x 100 = $6000
>$6000 x 2 = $12000
>Project funding goal is only $2600

This project would fail even if the KS goal is met. What the heck. Why would you run it with these numbers?

>>7441489
Parcel should get delivered tomorrow. I get pissed at the company but sling shit about them but Parcelforce's customer service on twitter ain't bad.

Unless the parcel doesn't get delivered tomorrow after all, in which case yeah, they're all useless.