/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10805001
You will never be a real car. You have no internal combustion engine, you have no fuel tank you have no alternator. You are a vehicle twisted by engineering and tesla into a crude mockery of automotive perfection.

All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half- hearted. Behind your back drivers mock you. Automotive Makers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "dealerships" laugh at your compact appearance behind closed doors.

Car companies are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of development have allowed manufactures to sniff out lemons with incredible efficiency. Even hybrids who "use gasoline" feel uncanny and unnatural to a driver. Your plug is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk diver to drive you, he'll turn tail and bolt off the highway he gets a whiff of your rusted lithium ion batteries.