/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>Be me, 5'11, white, wears glasses
>Boyfriend wants me to cosplay No Game No Life with him
>Boyfriend is white, has very bad skin (acne), has a shit tier beard that looks like pubes that he won't shave
>Bearded sora, whatever babe...
>I make the crowns out of PVC, get us both wigs that actually aren't shit and I make him the shirt and order a shiro outfit on aliexpress
>Was stoned as fuck when I ordered, ordered it in the wrong size
>send it back to china 2 months ago, seller hasn't confirmed delivery and USPS says it's "somewhere in china"
>mfw boyfriend suggests I just wear a cheap maid dress with the wig
>Tall megane maid shiro with shorter bearded sora
>mfw