/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>going out for a jog
>stop at a park to take a break
>see a bunch of lolita having a meet and walking around the park
>go to sit on a bench to relax for a bit
>have my water bottle on some railing in front of me
>one of the lolitas poof knocks it over
>they panic and start apologizing to me
>I, a 6'2" 230 pound hairy man put on my most feminine voice
>say"Most embarrassing behavior"
>the lolita who knocked it over laughs loudly, she can't help it while a few others start giggling and the rest don't understand
>just pick up the water bottle and say goodbye and run off before they question me and spaghetti comes out of my fanny-pack

Perfect timing as well, I never got around to seeing the behavior clips until a few days ago.

>>9389920
Your loss