/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

This probably belongs in the feels thread but those aren't allowed anymore so fuck it.
>no FB
>make FB just for lolita communities, not using real name
>friend mother and mother in law so I look less like an empty troll account
>cool aunt finds me despite my fake name and lack of (human) profile picture
>okay whatever
>today, wake up to onslaught of family member friend requests
>the same family members who insist that lolita is some kind of satan-worshipping fetish cult no matter what I tell them
>THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN