/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>6681635
I have seen and felt some great cyperous wigs. I however own two, and only one of them is FABULOUS and everything I had ever hoped for it to be, long, thick, silky, not too shiny, easy to comb...

But then there is the other one. The fibers are rough and scratchy, it has strange shiny bits, it tangles worse than any party store wig I have ever come across, and refuses to be combed out at all. To top it off the color is much lighter than I thought it would be, but that isn't really a problem.

When people in the last thread were talking about glomps and why you should never buy anything with the word glomp on it, I remembered something from about 5 years ago. I couldn't type it up then but I can now

Never buy anything with the word glomp on it.

My poor mother, she is the biggest weeb ever to be sure, but she thought that glomps were just bear hugs and she likes hugs (and bears) so she bought a GLOMP ME shirt at a con once. Well, she wore it the next day and while waiting in line for some panel, a 6 foot 200+lbs guy runs down the hall and tackles my SIXTY YEAR OLD MOTHER from behind, swings her around and crushes her in his giant fatty arms. Luckily she was not hurt, but when the guy turned her around he got this really disappointed look on his face and said, "oh. I thought you were younger" and walked off.

I only heard about it from my mother and some friends she was in line with, which is lucky because if I had been there I would have decked the fucker.