/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

What should I eat before a con if I want to scare away con creeps with my farts?

>get Chinese con crush
>Chinese new year is coming up
Would it be racist to ask him if he's celebrating it?

>>9775831
Mike's Hard Penis lmao

Old thread. >>9549923

Come here to whine and gripe about /cgl/ thongs.

>post selfie to instagram
>get followed by three DDLGs

Being sweet is suffering.

>>9512888
Ask your girls straight up if they'll hump your brother.

Old thread die. >>9486351

Wig won't curl? Etsy package seized by customs? Time to post about cgl thongs that give you the feelies.

>saw Narutards hold a genuine kancho circle at FCBD

Wtf is wrong with Naruto kids? My little brother was one, and when he was 9 he kanchoed the fuck out of me (under the skirt!!) at Burger King.

>>9370429
In the left nut, yeah.

>>9320875
>at tea
>tights need adjusting
>wait until everyone else is looking at something else
>accidentally grab my thong along with my tights
>pull
>give myself the wedgie of a lifetime
>shriek loud enough to scare the whole room

Why would you remind me of this?

>>9297187
Sixteen billion, five hundred and seventy-six million, six hundred and seventy-five thousand, eight hundred and twenty-six dollars...

Maybe get her a cheaper dress?

Going to a far-off con at the end of the month.

I'm hoping to meet a new gf, as an excuse to move there.

Because fuck my town. It reeks of my old life.

>sweeping the dining room at my old job
>girl passes me on her way to the bathroom
>notice she has a biscuit purse
>ask "Wow! Are you a loli??"
>she smirks and waggles her eyebrows
>goes into the bathroom
>manager tells me to get back on dish before loli returns
>tfw I'll never see her coords