/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>be at AX2018
>standing in line for Persona 5 shit I don't care about to buy stuff for a friend out of state.
>Standing in line for like an hour.
>Passing through the cramped crowd comes a girl cosplaying as Midnight from MHA.
>She is cute as fuck
>Due to floor traffic, we are pushed up right in front of each other face to face.
>Try to say hi, or ask for a picture by first calling out her character name.
>Mouth opens
>Brain freezes
>Can't remember character name outside of "X-Rated Hero". Thought that might be bad to say.
>go into deer in headlights mode.
>Ended up staring at her tits too long in between glancing at her face.
>She notices
>she pushes them together instinctually with the sides of her arms, either from shyness or because of uncomfortable attention from a mute idiot in front of her.
>Lock eyes
>Brain refuses to cooperate, all I want to remember is the characters goddamned name!!!
>Look away and pretend entire encounter didn't really happen.
>She does the same
>She's able to move along with her friends. Don't see her again.
>Really wanted her picture.
>Out of shame, didn't even google the character until I got home later that day, or talk to any other women for fear of being retarded again unless they talked to me first.

All I wanted was a picture of the X-Rated Hero Midnight. Why am I retarded?