/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>6943719
Woops, I meant it was NOT a horror story for them.

Anyways, here's my second story as a lolita:

>Go to local mall all decked out in bodyline lolita attire
>Nappy wig
>Walk into Hello Kitty store because I thought I saw someone wearing a print I recognized
>"U-u-um, d-d-do you like Lolita fashion?"
>"...yes."
>ZOMFG ASDSDGOINSDFPOAASFQ@#$)(U@SDFGN

I tried to name the print she was wearing but got it wrong. Then I continued to spaz. I tried to act like an expert on lolita, but it's kind of hard to do that when you look as terrible as I did that day. I pester her now and then because I'm still excited that I met a lolita where I live. Here's one of my recent moments:

>Walk into store
>Mention /cgl/ again and spill spaghetti all over the place
>Actually use the word "spaghetti" to acknowledge my social awkwardness
>Up to my knees in pasta
>Walk out without buying anything
>Avoid the store when she's inside now

Oh wait, I almost forgot to mention the horror I've induced on the store manager (who is Japanese, btw).

>Walk into store to buy something (loli isn't there thank goodness I am such a mess)
>Talk to store manager about how cute the Sanrio characters are
>Turns out we both love the same character, yay!
>Decide to show off my broken ass Japanese
>"Little Twin Stars is Kawaii~"
>OhshitwhathaveIdone.jpg
>She gives me a look
>WHATHAVEIDONE.jpg
>Leave the store as quickly as possible after buying some things

I haven't been there since.