/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Now with an extra twist to keep this thread moving:
Weeaboo horror stories. I want to bring those back, I want to see some old weeaboo horror story caps posted, and even better if you get new ones.

For posts about you being a weeb:

What is the cringiest weeb shit you've done /cgl/?
Cosplayed in public?
Said "nya!" constantly?
Told strangers your undying love for Sasuke?

>good
tell a story of you being cringy
>great
provide a photo of you being cringy (you can edit out your face), or upload your shitty weeb art
>godteir
posting cringe videos starring yourself.

For weeaboo horror stories:

you know the rules. terrifying shit weebs you know have done.
know someone who proudly masturbates to lolis and tells strangers all about it? get glomped by a stranger so hard you can no longer walk right again?
we'd love to hear about it. Bonus points for photos, as always.