/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>can't remember what con, years ago
>dressed as Timeskip Hinata from Naruto
>landwhale wearing a black coat appears in front of me and somehow backs me into a corner
>"OMG I LOVE HINATAAAAA-CHAN. SAY STUFF HINATA-CHAN SAYS!"
>decide to humour her hoping she'll go away after and say something in a cute voice
>"NOOOO, THAT WASN'T CUTE AND SHY ENOUGH! DO IT AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!!!!!"
>getting worried at this stage, where the fuck are my friends? Oh wait, they probably can't see me when I'm being hidden behind a whale... fuuuuck
>landwhale whips out a hairbrush suddenly and plunges it into my wig and proceeds to brush it
>try to get away but find I've pinned my wig down so tightly it's hurting like mad if I try to move
>go to make an excuse to get away when suddenly a Neji and Tenten turns up
>landwhale goes into overdrive, grabs me by the arm and drags me over to try and get me to RP with the very weirded out Neji
>Neji escapes but I'm still stuck
>landwhale suddenly turns around and asks if I could braid her ratty hair for her
>blurt out "gottagoIseemyfrieeends!" and run like the T-Rex from Jurassic Park is after me