/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

It's not really intense, but it made me realize people like this actually exist

>go to con game room
>see 4-player smash bros
>get next
>sit down, this guy next to me that I couldn't tell if he was just an enormous kid or physically immature adult
>other two guys are a little kid and some normal-looking guy
>get playing, little kid is spamming Falcon Punches, enormous guy is just playing bad, other guy and I are just duking it out
>match gets over, fat kid/little kid lose, I win, normal guy says 'good game' and leaves
>fat guy exclaims, "good game my ass, he fucking sucked"
>nobody says anything
>new guy sits down, he chooses his nickname
>fat guy suddenly back outs of menu, goes into name selection, starts deleting a fuckload of names, then enters his own
>we all kind of 'wat' and just let him do it
>game starts, fat guy's cursing and saying a bunch of edgy things as he gets bodied
>go out of my way to give him a taste of Big Jiggs, gets mad that he's being beaten by a 'shitty character'
>guys come up to watch, casually say 'my money's on __!' (not the fat guy)
>fat guy pauses the game, turns and death stares the guys for a long while until they walk away, then unpauses
>match ends, fat guy loses, suddenly turns to me and asks "when's the dance?"
>ask if he means the rave or formal, he says "wherever the girls will be"
>tell him the rave time, says "awesome, gonna get puss tonight"
>get up and play another nearby game, a girl comes up to watch, he tries horribly to impress her with really edgy humor, she kindly laughs along
>dance incognito at the rave, see him there, he's getting denied left and right, throws a small tantrum each time, eventually storming out
>still have no idea how old he was, no matter how long I ponder the question