/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

So back when I was like 14 I had this friend... ok, really she ended up being more like my frienemy. It was weird. I became her friend and introduced her to my best friend, then it was like 2 of us would team up to be bitches to the other one for a while, then we'd switch positions and the whole thing would start over. Anyway, this girl was a massive weeaboo. The first time I ever talked to her (fun fact: we met because this girl in my class was like "oh Anon, there's this girl in my neighborhood who likes anime, I'll give you her number") over the phone she answered with "moshi moshi?"

So me and my 2 friends were really into yaoi at this age, the super weeb girl liked to RP as Shindo Shuichi. I mention this because it probably shaped our perceptions of how to conduct ourselves in romantic situations. It came out that she had a crush on me (which I did not reciprocate because she was ugly) and she confessed to friend 3 that one time she kissed me in my sleep at a sleepover. After that my relationship with weeb girl deteriorated and friend 3 and I kept hanging out with her mostly for the lulz. We went to a con together and started play-fighting, which somehow turned into the weeb girl real slapping me, and me real hitting her back. She freaked out and started yelling at me, that I was being a little brat, that she was going to tell my mom, etc. My friend and I tried to calm her down but she tardraged and ended up running away from us across the con. When we finally caught up to her she cried for like half an hour and told friend 3 that she was mad at me because she liked me and I didn't like her back.

I stopped talking to her pretty soon after that but she attempted to contact me a few years ago on facebook. Apparently she's getting to live out her weeb dreams as a moderu in grorious Nippon.