/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10802932
Well gulls. The inevitable happened. The "hot" girl from our comm farted her butt plug across the room and shattered a window. Now we need a new "hot" girl and the hotel wants us to buy them a new window with (no joke) money. I'm fucking pissed.

>>10633474
TFW it's your little brother's 18th birthday and all your friends start chanting ara ara.

>>10450598
Working on cosplay and got silly putty stuck to my balls.

>>10277690
I roll to pass the butthole-inspection check
>nat 1
As the con-mom peers at your pooper you suddenly hiccup, causing the plug you'd stuffed up there (just in case) to shoot out from the compressed brraps it had been holding in.
The projectile rockets through the air and strikes con-mom directly in the eye, giving her pink-eye instantly right before she starts to vomit heavily onto your brand.

>mfw my friend's new Miku tattoo is attracting all the hoes at con

What were your most embarrassing cosplay or lolita moments?

I fell down the stairs running away from a furry.

>Thanksgiving
>remember last year
>new bf comes to parents' house
>dad asks him to lead the prayer
>we all join hands
>bf starts praying to MIKU
I'm still with him and they hate it.

I was careless at the laundromat and the town pervert stole my sister's thongs. She's gonna effin' kill me, and she's strong as hell even though she's only 12. How do I make this right??

>tell dad I'm going to NYC with friend and his wife
>he gets excited; thinks I'm hitting the town
>tell him it's for a Vocaloid concert
>his excitement fades
>"Oh... So you still love that ching-chong stuff, huh?"
>mfw
>he starts rambling about Pearl Harbor

>>9887771
>that front wedgie

>ask girl in my comm if I can fuck her bf
>mfw she says no

Well this thread is off to a shit start.
Real feels: I'm making my friend a white Miku costume for her wedding. I may cry.

>dressed as MeMeMe
>preschool age girl comes over with her mom
>the mom tells me I look cute
>mfw the girl screams "I can see your panties!"

>notice that my bf ordered a Miku costume from Aliexpress
>omg, is this a surprise for me??
>notice it's not my size
>wtf, who's this bitch he's buying cosplay for??
>go over to see him today
>notice a female mannequin in the kitchen, and diagrams of anime-girl faces on the desk

He's building a life-size Miku. Is this regular weeb behavior, or am I being replaced?

I had a great con last week. I can't get over it. I met so many cool people, and everyone loved my coord.

>mfw I saw my friend's bf's balls at the hotel

>>9160529
>I'm having a shit beginning today

Jeez. How many days does it take you to have a shit?

Share your stories.

>taking my first con-dump at Momocon
>use the gender-neutral bathroom because it's empty
>someone enters the stall next to mine
>hear male poops
>finish crapping hardcore and run

I feel like I've been wasting the past four years of my life, mostly bedridden due to a case of bad-body. Cosplay has been the only comfort.

>>9094979
Google says this thing was held once in 2012 and never again.

Seems to have gone the way of Dashcon.

>buying a cute plushie from a lady in the dealer's room
>notice an obese woman behind her wearing a Pusheen shirt
>"I like your mom's shirt."
>stare
>"That's my daughter."

At... At least I got the alpaca.

>>9053168
Is it really though?

>>9006848
>my little sister
>I'm sure we'll have fun
>that gif

>dude friend keeps asking for advice on how to "get laid" at cons
>like... I dunno, man. you're kinda doughy and moist. maybe just try to pick out the biggest whore there and see if you have a chance?
>NOOOOOO, he wants "wifey material"

What kind of stinky butt even goes to cons for that kind of activity?

>mom comes to visit
>sees my schoolgirl uniform I forgot to put away
>starts crying because she thinks I'm gay
>calm her down by saying "some chick" left it
>starts crying again because she was so scared

>lose my phone at early badge pick up
>luckily, someone gave it to the lost and found
>whoever found it wrote "just pooped" on my Fb wall