/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8026055

Let's see.

>hair of a bishonen, face of a 12 year old
>not bad, but not good either. would pick if I had no other choice
>looks like he's going to bring you delicious tea, but not before running across a high school football field with the serving tray under his arm
>can't even fix his wig, much less a shortcake
>has a stare so creepy that even his hair is trying to get away
>would swoon over if I were twelve again
>only other decent one of the bunch. looks like he belongs serving tea on easter island with that nose tho.
>is making an expression like they're taking his picture while he's sitting on his aging uncle's lap and getting a strange pinching feeling on his bum
>daisuke ono if daisuke ono were ugly
>forehead fo days. could stop some hearts, but still couldn't stop his male pattern baldness

Why can't there be butler cafes/host clubs with cute boys in them? Surely there's one somewhere in the world.