/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>be me
>going grocery shopping, hop out of the car in a fair sweet but toned down coord
>am walking toward the store when I'm stopped by a really enthusiastic older lady, maybe 50 years old
"Oh anon what is this? It's amazing"
>thank her and try to be on my way
"Oh what's holding your skirt up? Is it one of those crinoline things?"
> lady pulls up my skirt, thank mana I remembered bloomers before leaving the house
>tug down skirt and leave

Why are people like this