/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I've told this story before but
>AX
>room starts with 6 people, goes up to 7 on Friday, 10 by Saturday night
>no one is asked if that's OK, no one seems to care
>landwhale wife and stick bug husband
>tons of gross PDA
>they take a shower together and forget their towel, ask me to pass them one
>can see their naked reflections in the mirror behind them
>UUGGGGHHHHHHH

>fat Mexican 24-year-old who hits on me
>I'm 16
>Say I'm kind of young for him to be interested in me
>"Well I just wanna keep all my options open ;)"
>uugggghhhh

>everyone in the room starts throwing the trash between the two beds
>old taco bell, drink cups, receipts, candy rappers, styrofoam, etc
>UUGGGGGHHH

>husband and wife decide they want to sleep naked on Saturday night
>sleep on floor huddled in sleeping bag
>they keep saying I should come cuddle
>nope