/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9363817
It's easy to wipe your ass with long nails unless you're fucking retarded and need to dig into your asshole with your fingertips (to which, you can still do with long nails). The only thing you can't really do is finger yourself but that's what toys are for so you're just a retarded cunt who has shitty hand eye coordination. Go wipe your ass with a stick if you're really this retarded. Only retards don't know how to wipe their asses under extenuating circumstances.