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>>10021293
>bf wins $500 in slutty costume contest
>ask him to get me a PS4 with Spider-Man
>mfw he donates it to disabled kids

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>my friends both met their wives cosplaying
>mfw the only girls I hit it off with are teenagers

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>>9964505
Because they thots.

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>>9871393
Only if you're hot.

If you look like me, you'll just be that creepy pig on the bus.

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>>9807631
>>9807637
>ham-wallet
>cock chute
Wtf is wrong with you people?

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>>9666417
When my friend was 12 she was walking through the house at night when her little sister ran out of the dark like a ghost and head-butted her right in the vagina. These things happen.

Give your sister the money because she was in a lot of pain, but don't do it because she was bratty.

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Why is this thread so kill?

Amazon sent my costume boots to the wrong house, but they refunded me. Would I be evil if the person they sent them to ended up returning them to me, but I kept the refund?

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I need a new gf.

I swear, my standards aren't too high. All I really care about is "likes anime" and "isn't obese."

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My acquaintance wants to sing Magnet with me at the con. It's a weeb song about being lesbians.

Do you think she wants the v?

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