/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

KZ of PA, I said I sent out your gift and I did, but in a way, I didn't. At least not all of it. But the thing I forgot to add to the package isn't really much of a thing in of itself, but a tag along. Not tagalongs, the girl scout cookie. Although one year, a couple of years ago, I bought girl scout cookies for the first time and got one of everything (the girl scout looked quite pleased with herself). Since I was getting them for someone in Portugal who also never had them (because she lives in a sad country), I ate one of the "duplicates". It wasn't really a duplicate, it was just a gluten-free version of one of the other cookies and it tasted like sadness. I felt terrible because I was depriving a Portuguese girl of the same sadness that made up so much of her identity. Don't remember what the cookie was called; it was a very forgettable cookie. I had many chances to buy girl scout cookies when I was younger because there were so many girl scouts in school with me, but currently, I don't really meet girl scouts anymore. All my coworkers are old as fuck so their children are all older than I am! I'll try again in a few years. The girl scout cookie thing; I'm not delaying your package for that long!

Anyhow, the thing I was going to include was something that was included with something I ordered for myself a while back. So essentially, it was an item created to tag along and somehow it manages to fuck that up this time. Get your life together, tag along item. I don't want you; please go to KZ of PA where she can not want you further. I'm lazy so I'll send it next weekend. Probably. It's nothing to be excited about. I just don't want it.