/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

My friend just told me this and I can't wait to share it.

>Be friend.
>Know nothing about anime.
>Go on date with girl. (Dinner than movie)
>She tells him she likes anime.
>He says he doesn't like it and she puts him down for it.
>He stops paying attention to her because he's hungry and is waiting for food.
>She mentions hentai.
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>She mentions rape.
>WHAT.
>She tells him she's into that.
>Okay...
>She goes to the bathroom and tells him "I'll be waiting..."
>He says okay and continues to wait for food.
>She comes out of the bathroom later, red in the face. She's super pissed.

>They go to a movie and she squeezes his leg the whole time.
>He squeezes her leg and she slaps his hand.

>They leave the movie and he tells her that her mom has to pick her up.
>She asks if his mom can drive her.
>"No, she's asleep. We can go back to my place and then I'll drive you home."
>They go to his place.
>She starts taking off her shirt when they're inside.
>"YOU MUST BE PRETTY SWEATY FROM THE WALK, HUH?"
>He backs away to his top floor.
>Comes downstairs later and hears her talking on the phone.
>"Yeah, I don't think he's going to do it. He's too nice."
>He asks her if she's ready to leave.
>She pushes him up against the wall and starts making out with him, biting included.

>He gets her off of him and he drives her home.

I told him she was a weeaboo and that I was going to post this here.